tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-92633142011-09-26T16:50:58.117-07:00Satire. For those that get it, no explanation is necessary. For those that don't, I can be threatened at the email below.Ron Gieseckehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02484773785840185261noreply@blogger.comBlogger6471100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9263314.post-68650490111980437562011-06-01T11:39:00.001-07:002011-06-01T11:39:52.665-07:00

From a remote posting mechanism.

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Firing this thing up again. Anybody even here anymore?

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I have no idea if ANYONE even flies over here in the hopes that the satirical bug might hit me, but I have decided to take the approach of lean and pith.Twitter name: The__Therapist.See you there.-T

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Minneapolis--Even as the razor-thin margins are tallied in the still-ongoing Minnesota recount, controversy still manages to haunt the Coleman campaign.Challenger Al Franken's campaign, currently trailing by a little more than 200 votes, has produced a continual stream of voters claiming their votes were disenfranchised, either by clerical technicalities, or by politically-motivated

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Hails lack of need for “imperialist oxygen intervention”Moscow—Fresh on the heels of a new maritime tragedy, Russia announced Monday that a new prototype, above-ground military submarine will “significantly reduce the human specter of suffocation.”“We have designed this new vessel with a number of safety valves,” noted Vladimir Volkoginov, a senior military official. “”We even have crafted into

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Touch Screen capability causes man to "want Double-Double," signs with Hannity and Colmes. Norway--When Chief Sumatra Korir found a reporter's stray laptop in his village, he assumed the In & Out advertisement in a pop-up window was tactile nourishment.Grasping at the pseudo-protein, however, would change his life in ways other than what would normally be reflexive dry-heaving at the sudden

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Norway--African press International Chief Editor Korir, stated today that "any and all critics who dare make fun of, impugn, or take umbrage with" the editor's flailing credibility in the wake of his claims that he possesses tapes of Michelle Obama "will be blocked in order for me to regain the momentum of my honor."Korir claims that he is in possession of a tape bearing the voice of Mrs. Obama,

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By Chief Editor S. Korir,API. My dear American friends, I have sad news to report. It seems that forces far and above our expectations have stepped in where even we could not imagine. We thought we had overcome our primary tape-transference obstacles when we updated our telegraph machine to accommodate a DSL cable. Then, when we were forced (by virtue of our own security instincts) to cut the

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Not discovered for "at least 60 minutes" forwarded clock deleted actual hour, says KorirNorway--The still-expected and explosive "Michelle Obama Tapes" purported to be in both the possession of the African Press International as well as an "unnamed American cable news network," was on track to be released--or to some degree confirmed--by Chief Editor Korir.But then, tragedy befell an already

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Twelve-million pieces "broken down by syllable, for secure shipping", says KorirNorway--The Chief Editor of the Arican Press International, S. Korir, stated early Tuesday that the only thing standing in between the network and the airing of the much-anticipated Michelle Obama tapes, was a simple but laborious re-splicing of the audio to make it machine compatible once again."Because of

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Warns of “American Bloodshed,” if tapes not heard, lowers handbag pricesNorway—The editor of the African Press International, Chief Editor Korir, stated today that they are prepared to release the still-unproven Michelle Obama tapes to the media, “Literally within seconds” of the first balloting in the November 4th election in the United States.“The American people need and deserve to be fully

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Washington--John McCain has been known all his life as a man devoid of predictable conventions and telegraphable intents. In recent days, the point couldn't have been made clearer when he selected Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, to become the first female Vice presidential running mate for the republican party.Now, facing being handed the anvil of responsibility in a housing credit ocean created by

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I am not sure I can stay out of the fray much longer.-T

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"We must stop these radicals before they strike again in 83 years," he saysReid: WWI terrorists worst nightmare?Washington--Stating that "exigent circumstances" warrant immediate action, Senate majority leader, Harry Reid, has publicly called on the Bush Administration to "retroactively stop" the World War I Armenian Genocide, publicly condemned by the House of representatives on Thursday."While

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Ahmadinejad: Study shows Americans "not skilled enough" to assassinate him.New York-As Iranian President, Mamhoud Ahmadinejad continues to make waves, a new study shows that, despite the general American contempt for him, that "no American alive" has the skill to take him out at long range with an assassin's bullet."We've really gone a long way with the vetting process," said Dr. Ira Shoenberg,

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(not) By Geraldo Rivera,Guest ColumnistRight now I'm mad. Spitting mad. I'm so incensed that the first asian talking head I see's gonna get a chair-sized loogie upside her immigrant-bashing head.Personally, I've had to work out the anger-to-reaction ratio. Fortunately, I have Al Capone's vault in which to sequester myself every time I feel the urge to throttle some xenophobic, morally-castrated

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I'm going to help my fellow man, by auctioning off the following:Click the picture, if you really care about global warming.-T

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Seriously. This blog-thing takes some stamina. I'm trying to align my motivation with my actual time:energy ratios.I'll get there. Please stick around.-T

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New Bill of Rights possibly articulated by antediluvian serpent, say demsPhiladelphia--Even as the very Gospel of Christ is debated in theological circles in the wake of The DaVinci Code, Congressional democrats are now claiming they have discovered a Gnostic Constitution, buried in unmapped catacombs under Independence Hall."A certifiably stunning find, indeed," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

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Assuming anybody cares after all this time.We'll see . . .

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Morphine-intoxicated dictator trying to escape from own tyranny, say insidersExperts note that the late Argentinian freedom-fighter, Che Guevara's (right) place at third for use of Cuba's only life-support machine does not bode well for the dictator's chances of mechanical longevity.Havana--Presumably on the back side of mortality in the wake of multiple intestinal surgeries, Cuban leader Fidel

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And because others are doing it for me:

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I think it's just a gliimmer of hope, personally. They'll get back to killing Israeli children in the next news cycle.

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I know I know, You've always wanted to watch me dance while making fun of some kind of Tai Chi offshoot in San Francisco's Union Square. I know your very thoughts.Well, look no further.

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Jimmy Carter: "Remarks vociferously anti-Ahmadinejad"Jerusalem--In what critics are calling a "slip of the tongue" this week, Israeli Prime Minister, Ehud Olmert, drew world scorn as he implied Israel's ability to repel world scorn--with nuclear weapons."This is a national disgrace," said outgoing UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. "Just when the world's burgeoning democracies, like Iran and Syria

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This is the coolest thing you'll see on there right now. If you never liked the slide guitar before, just wait until you've had your doors blown off by Derek Trucks:

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Why is it, the cartoonists and comedians are the only ones ready to take the fight to the modern-day Nazi?

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Requests to "taste pick lines" nothing out of ordinary, say Pit Bull advocatesDonny: Claims white blood-cell technology is a legitimate energysource. "We are a breed of peace," he says.New York-- Citing a "destructive and bigoted atmosphere of breedism," an area pit bull went on the offensive to set the record straight: that pit bull dogs are a "breed of peace."In this case, the profiling target

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(An exlusive, therapeutic reprise from Jan. 30th, 2005, but nonetheless relevant)Washington DC-- Sen. Hillary Clinton's apparent move to the center with regards to abortion was neither an accident, nor an off-hand political calculation.Documents obtained this afternoon by The Therapist indicate that famed C.S. Lewis devil, Screwtape, is offering the same kind of calculated, strategic maneuvering

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Not written by Ibrahim Hooper,CAIR SpokespersonIt is my primary comission to ameliorate the ignorance of the general populace, and mind you, it is not an easy task to try and pry the American obsession with staying alive from the rigid fingers of familiarity. I'm telling you right now, trying to get infidels to succumb to the sword of Allah is a monumental task. We must keep working. Waiting for

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Look, anybody can make one of these blogs, replete with boilerplate templates, run-of-the-mill archetypical backgrounds, and hapless attempts to preach to an oversaturated choir.Also, it takes no real talent to do the things I do here, which lately has been geared to offend:1) Radical Muslims2) Sychophantic moderate Muslims who silently cheer when Israelis lose kids in cafe explosions.3) People

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Hoping summit with cash-carrying leather bi-fold can heal fresh woundsRhetorically-wounded victims, Doss and McBride, are optimistic their plan to meet with a mediating wallet (inset) will heal the still-existant chasm between them and comedian, Michael Richards.Los Angeles--Hoping to stem the recent tide of public racial vehemence, the two targets of Seinfeld comedian, Michael Richards'

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Fulminating, projectile vomiter seen as too divisive, say someMcNeil: Many think her bare-handed, technical decapitation of a parish priest could ultimately work against her nomination.Washington--Still reeling from a humiliating, pre-ascension defeat, House Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi was forced to remove the name of her primary candidate for the House Special Comittee on Aging.Speaking before a

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Apparently, incoming Senate Majority leader, Harry Reid, has been unleashing the unrelenting fires of Hell against the GOP, as evidenced by his blog here. he hasn't posted sinc may 5th, and may have lower traffic than I do, at this point.Personally, I'm longing for the glory days, when not only was Harry poised to aim Satan's tritan staright for the heart of George W. Bush, but I also took record

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Click on this picture to potentially win a gift card from Peet's Coffee. Hint: It's in San Francisco.

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Says he called man a "nigger" because of Republican culture of corruptionRichards: Says Bush Administration policies made him play the "fork sodomization" card . Regrets not making comments "Condoleeza palatable"to liberal audience.New York--When Seinfeld actor, Michael Richards, called a heckler a "nigger," he didn't realize just how deeply he had been affected by the last twelve years of

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By Satan, Democratic Operative, prince of DarknessI've got to admit it here, people. Even I thought the stupid, corpulent American electorate had a better memory than that. I thought for certain that the images of human cartwheels leaping from the 82nd floor of the World Trade Center would at least have the ability to fire up one single, triglyceride laden, adipose marinated synapse in those puny

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I'd embed this here, but I have no source for which to do so. Allah Did it for me over here.It's a shame that Saturday Night Live have to be the brave democrats.-T

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I'd be thinking this would make me ready for the anti-rapture.At least I'd get all warm and giddy inside.-T

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Because quite frankly, trying to highlight the difference between Democrats who grab their ankles for world opinion and Republicans who do it for Democratic opinion is very tiring--and nearly impossible.This election was chemotherapeutic. We got rid of a few cancer cells (Lincoln Chafee, meet Cindy Sheehan's uterus), and unfortunately, also lost a few good organs. let's just hope the body

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Very rarely does anyone I know even think about starting a blog about anything other than the self-vaunting kind. Blogs that are born of sheer enthusiasm for things other than the "self" are refreshing, if not downright tranquil.Such is the case with the inauguration of San Fran Cup--which will prove to be possibly one of the best love-of-the-city/love-of-coffee amalgams ever. It's just had its

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Since Hot Air isn't going to use my example for their "Absolute Moral Authority" cards, I thought I'd just post it here, to considerably less audience:Brian Ross to me, really represents perhaps the most repugnant form of liberal smugness. Thus, my unsolicetd smack.

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. . . a political midterm poll from ABC with a 101% base line has their thumb on the roulette wheel somewhere.My guess is Cardin's pulling a phantom 1% out of the disgruntled evangelical existentialists.-T

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Statement By John KerryThe right-wing nut-jobs that took my comments out of context are doing everything in their power to prevent us the technological ability to raise Steve Irwin from the dead. The powerful forces opposed to embyonic stem-cell research have their goons all over me. I'm not backing down.When I said you'll get "stuck in Iraq" without being smart, I really meant that if you don't

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Washington--As the 2006 midterm stakes continue to heat up, senior Democrats have admitted that many of their core platform planks may come from the Internet."We cannot simply employ the antiquated techniques of our predecessors without at least being willing to forge new ideas," said DNC Chairman, Howard Dean. "Though I have to admit the idea to potentially no longer rely on human ideas came

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Anyone arguing this album doesn't fit within the realm of blues is just plainly missing the point of blues. Plenty of blues songs reflect transition, and plenty of blues records have some kind of spiritual underpinning to them, although most of them seem to land squarely in the camp that leaves God "over there," as it were.Really, if one really wants to trace a logical growth arc, both musically

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The Israeli offensive against Beirut may have reached critical mass with the August 10th obliteration of the Transamerica tower. Experts say the frivolous claims of photographic chicanery are in danger of having a "chilling effect" on war coverage.Washington--Amid recent reports that a fired freelance photojournalist may have doctored hundreds of photos biased against the Israeli military

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Because the Muslims/media tryst continues:

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These scumbags are throwing the real darts. (Language caution)

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Looks like one of the left's most revered demi-gods may finally not rise again on the third day.I'd put Dan rather on suicide watch, if I were the CBS insurance indemnifier.

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Marginally talented actor still "reacting negatively" to Hannity & Colmes promos, say docsBaldwin: Effigal treatment going wellLos Angeles--Even as the outside world continues to spin out of control, the world inside the head of actor Alec Baldwin is no less tumultuous.Baldwin is said by some to be undergoing psychological evaluation at the behest of a court order related to his divorce and

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Weeping defendant not expected to drown self in sudden relapseA visibly moved Yates coincidentallyweeps at her acquittal. Lawyers for the defendant deny reports she knows she's not goingto do time for drowning her five children, and that their congratulatory gestures were "pure tradition"Houston--A jury charged with retrying a woman charged with the drowning deaths of all five of her children

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Take a look at this. Chops, chops, chops.

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By John Kerry,Guest ColumnistOnce again we see the results of the great American backsliding . . . For nearly six years, my children have wandered haplessly in a circle in the wilderness, failing to come to terms with their sins--the inability--yeah refusal--to reconcile an existential reality with the exit polls that were the apple of my eye.But then the battle in Isaiah 14. The conventional

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No, it hasn't happened to me yet . . . but one can always hope. I know one thing is for sure: if you want to stop the advances of an inbred religious sect with a coercive god, then ban their critics from your webspace. They'll go away and not slit your children's throats immediately.Moreover, I direct you to what are perhaps the most offensive articles I've ever done on Islamic nutroots:Arab

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How long until Israel drops a demoralizing bomb on Mecca?And would this happen to be why Saudi Arabia isn't running its mouth at the moment?

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Your Democratic Party is supporting these people.On a side note: Despite my satirical leanings, sometimes my abject disgust with liberal cowards is better vented by just linking to the veritable piles of Jihadist crap these people are rooting for as an alternative to supporting a wartime President they hate.The Therapist

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And Tony Snow needs no lessons on how to deal with an incoherent, America-Hating rattletrap.

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Claims Zarqawi was acting in self-defenseFrench President Jaques Chirac is attempting to "recalibrate the nature of world discourse", by arguing that Nick Berg (pictured here) was on the offensive when killed.Paris-- Even as French President, Jaques Chirac, called for restraint on the part of Israel in light of the recent upsurge in Middle-eastern conflicts, the leader also says it "not the first

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. . . . Then think again, because it's apparently going to have to require another major hit on this country before these people even begin to get it.

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Ahmadinejad: Israel just like evil man who didn't kill any Jews.Tehran--Even as Israel continues to respond to the terrorists who would destroy them, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad compares the country's overt military response to the "response that never was perpetrated by Hitler.""You sniveling Jews are acting just like the guy who didn't do anything to you," he said. "Try to counter

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Washington--As Israel continues to engage lebanon with a major show of military might, the United Nations passed a resolution making sever demands on both sides of the Middle-Eastern conflict."We have unanimously congealed our peace-making efforts," said UN Secretary-General, Kofi Annan. "We--the world--not only demand that the Israelis scale back their offensive, but that Hezbollah also tone

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"It's the Sudan, limits to executive power, climate change, Rwanda, oil, Iraq, Democratic Party strategies , AIDS and Karl Rove, Stupid," says ClintonAspen--Speaking before an enthusiastic audience the Aspen Ideas Festival in Aspen Colorado, former President Bill Clinton predicted that the ruling GOP class had a "weak" strategy, and was ripe for losing a significant number of house and senate

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These guys are great. So are Max and Becca (thanks for making sure I am awake). Seems like the segment had all the energy I know the morning markets are looking for.Apparently, I do have a problem with the whole reciprocal promotional thing--otherwise I would have blogrolled Allman's Electric Stove a month ago, after I was no longer engaging them from a coastal supermarket with a

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By Japan,Guest ColumnistAs the premier country in the orient, I stand in awe of the sheer tactical genius you asians can conjure when it comes to rattling the international saber. I know we would have never thought of using Hawaii as a geographical sucker punch. America better be ready to "tap out" before the fight even begins. You turkeys!Ever thought of flying a plane into the Pentagon? They'd

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Claiming Jews booby-trap children with lesbian-sensitive threat receptorsTuscon--Former University of Arizona professor, Deborah Frisch, who resigned in the wake of allegedly making threatening comments to the two-year old child of uber-blogger, Jeff Goldstein, is claiming that she was "set up by those who secretly sport the hooked proboscis."Frisch was interviewed by The Therapist, while taking

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It's nice to be appreciated. Now I'm going to have to make myself look like I'm culturally plugged-in once again. Click here:Tomorrow. 97.1 FM in St. Louis at 7:10--That's 5:10 California time.

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Rapists also calling for end to maceJerusalem--Ahh, whatever . . . you know where I would go with this anyway.The Therapist

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Radio pundit looking at suppositional time behind bars, say analystsSources say Limbaugh's stipulated arrestfor non-illegal substances could landthe radio talker in a medium securityacademic detention model.West Palm Beach--While conservative radio host, Rush Limbaugh will not face criminal charges stemming from the bottle of Viagra found in his luggage, many legal experts point to their academic

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Vows to take hunger strike on road, stop eating repeatedlyWashington--Anti-war "peace mom," Cindy Sheehan is turning up the heat on the Bush Administration.Standing outside the White House yesterday, she told an assembled crowd she is beginning a hunger strike that will continue "until the troops still don't get pulled out of Iraq.""This is a war crime," said Sheehan, whose son was killed in the

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Right blinker also not working, says NASACape Canaveral--As scientists were preparing for a second run at the launch of Space Shuttle Discovery, the mission was grounded for a second time in two days, this time because it exceeded Florida emissions standards."As we were fueling her up for what we were hoping would be a conciliatory weather window, former Vice President Al Gore came speeding up on

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By Donny, Your Neighbor's Pit Bull,Guest ColumnistMan . . .what's it take to get a fair shake in the press? So what if I canined the midriff of an unsuspecting letter carrier and drug them by their entrails across the pavement? Can't you people come up with something more . . . um, diplomatically acceptable for newsprint?I'll accept Canine Insurgency if that's what you want to use. But my

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Cronkite calls war "unwinnable," demands Bush get out of SaigonBin Laden: Techno-geniusWashington--It would seem that every President Bush begins basking in the baleful glare of good news out of Iraq, he can always count on one thing: a 22-day old retort to the news, recorded by his arch-nemesis, Osama Bin Laden.Bin Laden's tape-delayed eulogy of slain Muslim leader, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, is seen

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Bush Administration fears facility-wide pandemicHavana--As reverberations stemming from the 5-3 Supreme Court ruling blocking military tribunals continue to ring, many insiders are fearing the worst: a pandemic that could decimate the entire population of Guantanamo bay's inmate constituency."We've prepared for this day, and are not entirely thrown aback by the ruling," said one White House

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Rose: Smack-free smackerStockholm--After being arrested in Sweden for allegedly biting a security guard on the leg, many anti-drug advocates lauded the Guns 'N Roses lead singer, Axl Rose, for his "ability to maintain the breakneck rock-n-roll lifestyle" outside the confines of herion addiciton.In addition to the alleged assault, Rose is also being charged with the time-honored destruction of

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Jerusalem--As the games begin over a kidnapped Israeli soldier on the Gaza strip, bookmakers around the world are hard at work laying the foundations for a lucrative return in the wake of any major military upset."Allah's team comes in relatively weak this time around," said one analyst. "Lack of conditioning, not to mention the much ballyhooed self-implosion techniques utilized by the martyrs,

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Also alleges seven-time champ used bovine-loaded catapaultNew York--Former Tour-de-France champion, Greg LeMond, is claiming "sufficient intimidation" on the part of seven time winner, Lance Armstrong."He just stood there, waving his trophy in my general direction," said LeMond. "Then he taunted me a second time."Armstrong denies any wrongdoing, including scattered, unconfirmed reports that he

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"Intelligently-designed automobiles to blame," say DarwinistsWashington--As new studies that appear to support global warming claims continue to surface on a daily basis, the scientists behind the research claim that a human race the evolved here completely by accident "must be preserved here" on purpose."If we--the non-descript, non-apple-of-the-eye-of-an-existential-god, do not change our

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Pyongyang—North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il today, hedging an already tense standoff between the United States and North Korea, again upped the diplomatic ante by threatening to attach the cryptic football codes to any deployed intercontinental ballistic missiles to AOL Customer service.ABC News consultant, Richard Clarke, says this is exactly what the United States doesn’t need.“Have you ever

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Razor-thin margin reflects deep divisions amongst electorate, say demsKerry: razor thin-defeat shows his political capital for '08Washington--As the Kerry-Feingold pullout timetable was soundly rejected by an 86-13 margin, many insiders say that Massachusetts Senator, John Kerry, was holding out for a last-minute change of heart by 38 more people--some within his own party."Sure, it's

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New Orleans--As upwards of 100 National Guard troops entered the Big Easy on Tuesday at the behest of mayor Ray Nagin, many in the famed "French Quarter" registered their profound disappointment at what they see is a "rush to order."Governor Blanco assented to the request primarily because of a crime surge plaguing the area in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath."What do the National

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That May, 2005 was a very good blogging month for me. Quite frankly, I had forgotten that I had written some of this stuff.If you're new, check these out.-T

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Washington--As a controversy builds around the school-censored commencement speech by Foothill High School valedictorian, Brittany McComb, Congressional democrats are couching the student's Jesus-mentioning speech as a "wake up call to all active non-believers everywhere."McComb's microphone was intentionally cut off when the faculty feared her adoration of God came dangerously close to offending

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I recieved some overall general commentary behind the scenes, however, five of you managed to forge the tricky waters of satirical craftsmanship and weigh in. I will say that since I have a very high standard with regards to language here, that I have edited small parts for that--taking no offense personally at what others have done. I certainly thank you for your contributions.By the way, if you

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I now print another response of mine to my local editor's brilliant ruminations. The last time I sent her a response, my letter was ignored in favor of letters who, while taking the same position I did, also were written with all the acumen of an inbred fourteen-year old hayseed. This is always prefereable to liberals.This time, at least, they sent me a note telling me that I while my letter was

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"Shining, nukable city on a hill" expected to resonate with Jihadists, democrats say expertsCould this man deliver the house to the Democrats in 2006?Iraq--Even as the Al-Qeida terror network named a new leader to replace Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, the somewhat obscure president-elect is said to be preparing a speech that throws significant red meat to their base--primarily that of the young Jihadist

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Blind, deaf, faceless WW1 veteran with no arms or legs "not terribly offended," say friendsMr. Bush grimaces after learning thatan unnamed faceless quadruple amputeewas unable to hear his jokes.Washington--It was as if George W. Bush could not gain his stride today, as he greeted White House reporters in the Rose Garden."I see Mat sitting out there . . . or is it Bob?" said Mr. Bush, addressing

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By Karl Rove,Guest ColumnistFirst of all, I just got off the phone with Bob Novak. Now he knows he's not coming over to my house anymore. And speaking of phones, it's a good thing I have caller ID, or I'd be a 24-7 landline midwife for that rotund Matt Cooper, who keeps calling my house like I'm sitting a pound of aromatic Costa-Rican chronic or something.It feels good to finally be off the legal

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Assuming no logisitical issues, I am to be on:97.1 FM in St. Louis at 7:10--That's 5:10 California time.I have a favor to ask any benevolent soul that may have the time or inclination to listen online. I will be standing outside a rainy hotel room doing this interview from my cell-phone, and will not be able to listen to it myself. If someone could possibly record it for me, I'd be ever so

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I'm wondering whether or not, after somebody reads one of my headlines (My personal favorite part of this whole thing, by the way), your brain immediately starts to broadly assume the direction of the story, only to either be surprised--or disappointed by the "details."I'm wondering if anyone would like to attempt to fill in the blanks usuing the following thing I came up with:Al Qeida To Change

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"We don't want to close the place that way," say former PresidentWashington--Hoping to strike a chord of unity between the parties, Former President Jimmy Carter has called for a series of "preemptive measures" that would prevent would-be suicide bombers held at Guantanamo Bay, from detonating too quickly.Carter's remarks falls in the same news cycle that confirms three inmates at Cuba's

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"I saw a dead-looking, bearded Arab being cut open," says anonymous, living, bearded Arab passerbyWashington--As questions arise concerning tha last few moments of Al Qeida leader Abu Musab Al Zarqawi, another anonymous source is claiming that American forces may have performed a preemptive autopsy on the slain terrorist, and removed his vital organs while he was still alive."Sure, the overall

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Former detective to use 25 million bounty to buy bottled water, wipesGoogle Earth & OCD: Bad for ZarqawiSan Francisco--The notoriously evasive terrorist head of the Al-Qeida network, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi had evaded capture since his rise to prominence as the head of Iraq's fluid insurgency. Now he is dead, and all because of the extraordinary cognitive gifts of one man."I noticed the rock

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By Bird,Bird Flu Expertand Guest ColumnistI'm just sayin'. After all I hear about Allah, and how his mighty thumb is supposedly on the roulette wheel, one's got to wonder whether living in Indonesia would be a more painful existence than to be culled for an extra-crispy ten-piece bucket.If an earthquake isn't graveling over the pilgrims, then they're getting an oceanic acid bath in their huts in

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By Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi,guest blogging from HellAHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Ow! Owwwww! Owwwwwwwwwwwww! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCH! AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!^%$#@! *(&^*#! AHHHHHHHHH! Where's Allah! Where's Allah!The End

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By Satan,Guest ColumnistWith the exception of Halloween, I've been waiting for this date to cross the Gregorian Rubicon. It is during such particular chronological alignments that my literary finesses become stark and penetrating.I'd like to mention that any guffaws and artistic umbrage with Al Gore's movie is not my fault. I quit his camp about the time he started emulating rhyming black

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Says "remembers very little" about recoveryKennedy: Hoping for improved recall of future accidentsRhode Island--Rhode Island Congressman Patrick Kennedy, son of Massachusetts senator Edward M. Kennedy, said the month of "sheer, alcoholic hell" he spent in rehab following an amnesic, middle-of-the-night car crash near the DC Capitol."Had I been able to comprehend the moment at all, I would have

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John Kerry demands inventory on portable phones, duct tape, inquiriy into Auschwitz footageMany experts agree that the American war against terror was severely hindered,as news organizations across the world aired footage of this American Marine,performing what appears to be a point-blank execution of an unarmed Vietnamese Iraqi.Washington--The mind-numbing vortex of American military scandal

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Washington--As intrigue continues to surround massacre allegations involving US Marines, media sources inside the beltway have unofficially validated the existence of a memo that endorses a "preemptive prophylactic approach" to the reporting of any news seen as damaging to the American war on terror."We have many young idealists in the field, and we also understand the kind of things that can

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